Madison Personals

Intentions: Looking for a deep connection, whether eternal or shorter than that. “Chase me down, coward.”

Seeking: An intense and unconventional woman. Intelligent, creative, not easily embarrassed, and has a zeal for life. Ready to throw down and fight or dance. We love an evil, insane, powermaxing woman. Curious and energetic, appreciates his weirdness and has weirdness to offer. Reliable, sociable, capable of hypothetical conversation. Can destroy him in boardgames, especially niche, mechanically convoluted boardgames. Finn typically gets along with witchy girls, but his type is across the board. Does especially like blondes and women with black or colorful hair. In need of a wallball partner. 

Intentions: Down for anything from casual fling to ace platonic, friends, or committed – usually whatever people show up for. Lana likes different things from different people. She is a woman with variety! But she will humbly request that you have your shit moderately together. 

Seeking: Someone who gets off on life and is more competent than her. Step up or get out! This is a woman with many cooks in the oven and she wants to meet interesting people to share experiences with. She tends to like women and the gender non-conforming, but has (allegedly) been known to enjoy the occasional man. 

Intentions: Expires 5/31, so get it while it's fresh!! (graduating and fucking off to MN at the end of May, so get him while he’s here.) Fun dates until he leaves. You need an extra body for a fun idea, or just someone to build a table with ya in exchange for a kiss? Here’s a man for you.

Seeking: Someone uninhibited and unafraid of being cringe. Concerned with strangers looking at you with apprehension and searing judgement? Ty isn’t! And he wants someone who isn’t either. His physical type is “people I find attractive”. One might say that’s incredibly unhelpful and vague. One also might say his love is not restrained by attributes and fantasies! A fella with a broad spectrum.

Olivia: 22, 5’5”. This is an electric woman. She is apprenticing to be an electrician, so you know you’ll have a spark with her. A morning riser who can still rally to go out dancing, she stays busy and if you can get a spot in her schedule, she’s always down to try new interests. As a free spirit, she is wandering from new friend to new friend in any room. She is even able to smooth over any tension that may arise around her: such as when she persuaded everyone around us at a rock concert to stop glaring while we jumped around and inadvertently included our neighbors in moshing. Self described as awkward, she lives her life more through actions than words. She is a calisthenics queen and is prepared for any athletic activity that may drop in her lap. 

Review from a friend: 

Intentions: Olivia is discovering her freedom after a 3 year relationship, so she is currently in her hyper independence era. Her motto is “if it’s in the name of fun, let’s do it”. 

Seeking: She’s allergic to date-dates but she’s totally down for new friends. If it turns into a little more than friends, that’s cool too, as long as ya don’t try to lock her down!